Find out why all the elves in Santa's toy workshop needed a bathroom break at the same time, and whose idea it was to start the whole North Pole Santa and toys thing in the first place (hint: not Santa). Plus, you'll meet someone you've never heard of before, and learn how he helped an opinionated flying squirrel and three elves who had been kicked out of the North Pole for unacceptable behavior break through the North Pole sky defense system and back into Santaland--all after getting lost in an Icelandic shopping mall.

By the way, who says that elves, gnomes, trolls, flying squirrels, Santa, s'mores, and North Sea Albatross can't all be in the same story?! Oh, and Scandinavian fisherfolk, too.