How to Successfully Kidnap Strangers
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1. Do not respond to bad reviews.
2. If you must respond to bad reviews, please do not kidnap the reviewer.
3. If you must kidnap the reviewer, do not kidnap him in a public area.
4. If there are witnesses, do not also kidnap them.
5. If you also kidnap the witnesses, consider quitting crystal meth.
6. If you find yourself surrounded by hostages, purchase extra duct tape.
7. Do not let the hostages take their own hostages.
8. Invest in better coffee.
9. Don't forget: dildo crucifixes have more than one use.
10. And, most importantly: do not engage the severed heads in conversation.
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Ghoulish Books
Published: 02/29/2024
ISBN: 9781943720972
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.39lbs
Size: 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.48d