Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog

Pre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner, Jeremy Clarkson.

"Fans of Prime TV series Clarkson's Farm will enjoy this companion." -- Irish Times

Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry--Jeremy Clarkson's farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent.

Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, The Farmer's Dog opens its doors.

All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling--the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat.

What could possibly go wrong?

Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds' newest publican quickly learns, there's a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints.

Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through--especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a "vegetablist."

*Along with the rest of China, apparently.

Praise for Clarkson's Farm

"The best thing Clarkson's done... It pains me to say this." -- The Guardian "Shockingly hopeful." -- The Independent "Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likable here." -- The Telegraph "Quite lovely." -- The Times

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Penguin Group
Published: 08/25/2026
ISBN: 9781405981972
Pages: 320
Weight: 0.81lbs