Gather your loved ones around the Yule Log, roll up your sleeves, and set off on an unforgettable and joyously absurd Christmas journey where your hands become the ultimate tools for adventure and hilarity!

Christmas Hand Jobs for the Whole Family is a heartwarming book of hands-on, helpful, Christmas activities for the family that 'could' be read to a child but is chock full of innuendos for adults that will have you on the floor laughing (and questioning your life decisions).

This delightful book invites readers to explore a world of timeless hand jobs that spark imagination and creativity to do together. From pounding your dough (making homemade cookies) to emptying your sack (taking toys out of Santa's bag) to calling some hookers (dialing a tow truck when the car breaks down), this book brings forth an enchanting world where everyday Christmas tasks become extraordinary adventures. Who doesn't want to tap that ass (playing pin the tail on the donkey) or blow your load (using a snowblower to clear the driveway)? Packed with endless ideas to encourage everyone to step away from screens and engage in hands-on holiday fun, this book is a delightful invitation to experience the magic of spending quality time together while laughing uncontrollably!

This book is perfect for anyone with a good sense of humor who wants to get into the Christamas spirit. It is a great playful gag gift or white elephant gift for new parents, grandparents, friends, co-workers (depends), and enemies!