"An Insanely Hilarious, Greatly Exaggerated Take on U.S. History!!!!" 250th Birthday Edition

"The bestseller is coming! The bestseller is coming!"

- Paul Revere

"Wish I'd had this book at the Alamo. We needed a hearty chuckle - and more bullets!" - Davy Crockett

"I laughed, I cried, I picked up my ax. A head splitting good yarn!" - Lizzie Borden

"Astounding and stimulating like the light bulb and the ever-evolving variety of Chia Pets - I felt like I was there. Wait, I was...." - Thomas Alva Edison

"My new favorite book, sehr gut!"

- Johan Gutenberg

"Made my many hours riding on the Underground Railroad and Amtrak so much more enjoyable!" - Harriet Tubman

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Cushing Publishig
Published: 04/16/2026
ISBN: 9781963661590
Pages: 250
Weight: 0.75lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.57d