I don't have the hots for my roommate... If I say it enough times, will I believe it?

Drew

Some people might say I'm allergic to change. They'd be right.

I've lived in the same house my entire life, worked at the same company since I graduated from college, and hung out with the same three friends since middle school. If you think that sounds boring, you're in agreement with my new roommate-my sister's best friend, Andrea Ruiz.

Andy has always been a ball buster, a hell raiser...and she's also the sexiest woman I've ever met. I let her move in because she was down and needed a place to stay, but she's taking a hammer to my carefully constructed life.

Andy

My grandmother's always told me I'm too impulsive for my own good. Should've listened to her, I guess. I posted a few (very tame) videos of my feet on a platform known for its racy content, and suddenly found myself homeless and out of a job. But Drew took pity on me and gave me a place to live, and now the Fairy Godmother Agency, a husband and wife P.I. team who thrive on anarchy, is offering me a job.

Drew's so solid and reliable. I know my chaos is driving him crazy, but there's a part of me that likes driving him crazy. I want to crack his shell. Because in the brief moments when he lets himself relax his rules, he's surprisingly irresistible.