Here we have for you a fine treat for your consumption. The town of Bonerville has been eagerly awaiting your visit. Luckily for you, you've arrived right on time.

Within the darkest confines of this town you'll find some truly stomach-churning stuff. You'll laugh too. You like to laugh, right?

Please, take your time meeting the locals and getting a feel for the place. Bonerville's not like any destination you've been to before. There are all sorts of people in this town. A potpourri of personalities, if you will. Everyone has their own twisted agenda, despicable past, and macabre fetish.

In fact, once you leave, you'll remember this experience long after you're gone. Some even say the memories might haunt you. All in the spirit of a new adventure, wouldn't you agree? Just remember, friend: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED