IT DOESN'T MATTER WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, IT'S HOW YOU SHAVE THE GAME...

David Rigley runs out of money on a quintessential road trip to find himself, and stumbles into a residence hall director job at Southbane University-a job for which he is eminently unqualified. He soon discovers he has been sucked into a Las Vegas driven point shaving investigation. David's con artistry and relationships with a manipulative human resources assistant, a strip club hostess, a maintenance director with a fetish for the historic Boston Garden parquet floor, and a student with a background in sketchy surveillance activities-all drive a story that reveals improbable point shaving skullduggery. And could this disrupt the first game of March Madness?