Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?

Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Aladdin Paperbacks
Published: 08/24/2010
ISBN: 9781442411838
Pages: 336
Weight: 0.85lbs
Size: 8.26h x 5.80w x 1.12d

Review Citations: School Library Journal 12/01/2010 pg. 106
Hornbook Guide to Children 01/01/2011 pg. 94

Accelerated Reader Quiz #/Name: 139982 / Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire
Reading Level: 6.7 / Interest Level: Middle Grade / Point Value: 6