Nathan Russel Dueck has done a few things that he'd rather you not know about until long after he's dead. Were these things to get out, the news would put him in an early grave. See, these things aren't just embarrassing, they're mortifying. The problem is that keeping these things inside is somehow preventing Nathan Russel Dueck from really living.

(1979- ) collects these mortifications as a series of "epitaphs." Occasionally hilarious, often heartbreaking, and usually harrowing, these memories are always true. (... ish)