Ketchup Is a Vegetable

If you don't have anything nice to say about motherhood, then... read this book. Robin O'Bryant offers a no holds barred look at the day to day life of being a mother to three, running a household and the everyday monotony of parenting. It's not always pretty but it's real. Whether she's stuffing cabbage in her bra... dealing with defiant yet determined daughters... yelling at the F.B.I... or explaining the birds and the bees to her preschooler... you're sure to find dozens of humorous and relatable situations. From the creator of Robin's Chicks, one of the South's most popular blogs on motherhood, misunderstandings and musings, comes a collection of essays that will not only make you laugh and cry, but realize that you're not alone in your journey.
Sit back and relax, pour yourself some "mommy juice," throw a fresh diaper on your baby and deadbolt the bedroom door to keep your kids out... because once you start reading you'll be too busy wiping away tears of laughter to wipe anybody's butt.

Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: St. Martin's Press
Published: 04/01/2014
ISBN: 9781250054142
Pages: 234
Weight: 0.45lbs
Size: 8.39h x 5.43w x 0.66d

Review Citations: Kirkus Reviews 03/01/2014
Publishers Weekly 03/03/2014
Publishers Weekly Best Books 11/03/2014 pg. 39