{"product_id":"young-nuns-9798998745218","title":"Young Nuns","description":"\u003cp\u003eYoung Nuns were a teenage Midwestern metalcore band planning their first tour when the smartphone-borne zombie apocalypse of 2007 began. The surviving members toiled in a cul-de-sac compound but during a raid they discovered a secret celebrity rehab clinic where they inexplicably find Britney Spears, alive and unharmed by the zombie horde.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt first she is too distraught to cope but soon takes a liking to the band and their brutal music. Together they make a plan to load up the van and head West to find her children, playing gigs along the way with Britney as their singer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmongst the dead they find audiences in cult-like towns on the brink of disaster, young farmers desperate for a party, abusive cannibals, corrupt billionaires, and happy-go-lucky circus folk. But also they find that their myths of manliness and womanhood are holding them back as much as the dead-eyed zombies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe bodies are piling up and the van is about to blow. It's time to lay down a blast beat and scream into the mic, \"It's Britney, bitch!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten by Joey Molinaro of Pittsburgh, PA, \"Zombie Capital of the World.\" In addition to playing in Midwestern extreme metal bands, Joey has toured the world with his black metal\/ grindcore violin music and written the novels Heart of Gold and YearZer0.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Joey Molinaro\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798998745218\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 310\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.92lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.65d","brand":"Joey Molinaro","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52107823055029,"sku":"9798998745218","price":15.3,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_3ca7f758-6379-4be2-aa9d-96f7ce8e74f0.jpg?v=1765862546","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/young-nuns-9798998745218","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}