{"product_id":"vampire-menstrual-syndrome-9781668213407","title":"Vampire Menstrual Syndrome","description":"\u003cb\u003eIn this \"completely unhinged and wickedly funny\" (Lindy Ryan, bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eDollface\u003c\/i\u003e) feminist horror-comedy, one woman's first day of her period goes spectacularly wrong when she's sacrificed to a dark god by a cult of entitled teenagers. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e And you thought cramps were bad....  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe last thing Vanessa Selvig wants to do on the first day of her period is work an unscheduled shift. But as a favor for her boss, she embarks on a late-night cake delivery to the suburbs. She awakens six feet under with little memory of the night before, an intense craving for blood, and wicked cramps. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Desperate for answers, Ness and her paranormal-obsessed bestie, Wyatt, investigate and stumble into a hidden supernatural world. But with every passing night, her vampiric symptoms worsen. Meanwhile, her maker is closing in to finish her off for good. And what's worse--facing off against your murderer, or having a never-ending period?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gallery Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/08\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781668213407\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 368\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.31w x 0.96d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/01\/2026 pg. 87\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"S. C. Hunter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53514290888885,"sku":"9781668213407","price":16.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/9781668213407.jpg?v=1791903443","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/vampire-menstrual-syndrome-9781668213407","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}