{"product_id":"vampire-ish-9781735233185","title":"Vampire-ish","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSocrates once said, \"No human condition is ever permanent.\" \u003c\/em\u003eI never comprehended these words. I figured he talked about death or about the improvement of one's self. But now, I consider an alternative, he actually knew something the rest of us didn't. My love for the philosophies of life, which I've studied over my epigrammatic college career, led me to a new conclusion, \"Socrates must have known about vampires.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOliver Brixby believed, without a doubt, he was having an allergic reaction to a new medication: loss of appetite, light sensitivity, pale skin... it turned out worse than he could have ever imagined - he was now a vampire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOliver's quiet, bookish existence takes a flip when introduced to the vibrant social scene of a New York City vampire. His adjustment will not be easy, since he's squeamish at the sight of blood.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Millrace Road Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/21\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781735233185\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.66d","brand":"Candi Teasdale","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45130991206581,"sku":"9781735233185","price":15.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_3f8aae17-f5f2-45d4-9331-bc3a71430542.jpg?v=1740460210","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/vampire-ish-9781735233185","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}