{"product_id":"valentines-are-the-worst-9781665962612","title":"Valentines Are the Worst!","description":"\u003cb\u003eAn unsuspecting Gilbert the Goblin finds himself in the crosshairs of cupids and their heart-tipped arrows in the hilarious latest installment in The Worst! picture book series, where even the strangest of creatures can become the best of friends.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWho needs valentines? Not Gilbert the goblin! There's no time for cards and hugs and all that mushy malarky with far more important matters at hand--like, uh...eating tacos. When Gilbert bumps into a squad of cupids bent on showering him with love arrows, he runs for his life! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is clearly proof that \u003ci\u003evalentines are the worst\u003c\/i\u003e! Can Gilbert avoid the trappings of the holiday or will love find a way?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon \u0026amp; Schuster Books for Young Readers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/23\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781665962612\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 40\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.13d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Alex Willan","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51924797948085,"sku":"9781665962612","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_955db7fe-326d-443f-80a0-b24e89939375.jpg?v=1761660957","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/valentines-are-the-worst-9781665962612","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}