{"product_id":"ufo-farmers-9798987616932","title":"UFO Farmers","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his \"I told you so\" moment - dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBefore they can say \"We come in peace,\" the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship's snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real - he's also the galaxy's worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity's only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life's biggest questions - Are we alone? Who's really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? - and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate - congratulations, you've found your next favorite book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for \"drones\" and \"weather balloons.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Daniel McGrath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/14\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798987616932\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 234\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.53d","brand":"Dan McGrath","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45331900858549,"sku":"9798987616932","price":12.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_3848a443-2f30-45a3-8f29-a64c0ff33175.jpg?v=1745938537","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/ufo-farmers-9798987616932","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}