{"product_id":"tough-titties-on-living-your-best-life-when-youre-the-f-ing-worst-9780306826054","title":"Tough Titties: On Living Your Best Life When You're the F-Ing Worst","description":"\u003cb\u003eDiscover a brutally honest, hilarious, and relatable account of being a late bloomer on the dating scene, trying to master adulthood, and embracing your inner dork: \"a hilarious, must-read permission slip to be 100% you\" (Marie Forleo, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestselling author).\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e What does it take to grow up cool and popular, master adulthood, fast track your success, and always be your best? Laura Belgray wouldn't know. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Her wildly relatable coming-of-age stories include hate-following her 6th grade bully on social media decades later; moving home post-college to measure her self-worth in hookups with Upper West Side bartenders; dating a sociopathic man-baby; proving herself in the early '90s at New York's coolest magazine (as the world's worst intern); falling for get-rich-quick schemes on the Internet; and, most of all, saying \"tough titties\" to the supposed-to's in life: driving a car, being on time, handing in your paperwork, learning to roast a chicken, and having kids. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Peppered with cutting insights on our confusing, self-helpy culture that calls hair removal \"self care\" and tells us to give our 110% but also to give zero f*cks, \u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e will leave you feeling better about, well, everything. Let's face it: we're all tired of shame-spiraling after being told what to do when we \u003ci\u003eknow\u003c\/i\u003e we're not going to do any of it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eTough Titties\u003c\/i\u003e is one big permission slip to be a dork, a sometimes-unspiritual slacker, a late bloomer and, ultimately, 100% yourself. It'll also have you snort-laughing in public and tapping whoever's nearby to say, \"Lemme read you one more part!\" Which is annoying, but tough titties. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Hachette Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/11\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780306826054\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320","brand":"Laura Belgray","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44033791197365,"sku":"9780306826054","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_4e551fa8-5ab4-441c-a2c4-d00156e92119.jpg?v=1713886075","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/tough-titties-on-living-your-best-life-when-youre-the-f-ing-worst-9780306826054","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}