{"product_id":"this-is-a-horror-book-9781944866211","title":"This is a Horror Book","description":"\u003cp\u003eAfter reading this book please bring this tome back to your local library. Seriously  This is an extremely important book and if you do not bring this book back, you risk letting out a chaos magick spell that will destroy the world, as beasts bring destruction to life itself. That includes bunnies. Do you really want to face killer bunnies, and don't think Charlize Theron will save you. She won't  So read this extremely important horror book and then bring it back, and also don't look at Internet porn at your local library, it's rude and attracts succubi \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSincerely, \u003cbr\u003e CLASH Books Librarian\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Charles Austin Muir might be one of my favorite new authors. \u003cem\u003eThis is a Horror Book \u003c\/em\u003eis as silly as it is scary.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Danger Slater, author of \u003cem\u003eHe Digs a Hole, Puppet Skin\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eI Will Rot without You\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This book is so packed full of bloodshed, mayhem, dream logic, horror movie references, magic spells, hip-hop and weird sex that I don't know what else you could possibly want.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Scott Cole, author of \u003cem\u003eTriple Axe\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eSlices: Tales of Bizarro and Absurdist Horror\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"One of the hardest tasks an author has is finding a voice that's distinctly his own, with no apologies to anyone else's use of words or language. Charles Austin Muir has found his, and it's deceptive. Funny and self-mocking, his tales unwind like a story tossed at you from the guy at the next bar stool. You listen, nod, not paying much attention and then - wham  You get hit with a punchline, or more importantly, the point. \u003cem\u003eThis is a Horror Book\u003c\/em\u003e is that experience on paper, unwinding on page after page, and then coming at you with revelation about beer-guzzling buddies, \u003cem\u003eThe Shining\u003c\/em\u003e, or just what it means to think about what's lurking in the dark. \u003cem\u003eThis is a Horror Book \u003c\/em\u003eis a life-mosaic in words, touching on common experience and the unreal, all written with the voice of a sly trickster by a fine horror author who's come into his own.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-C. Courtney Joyner, author of \u003cem\u003eNemo Rising\u003c\/em\u003e and the \u003cem\u003eShotgun\u003c\/em\u003e Western series and screenwriter\/director with credits including \u003cem\u003ePrison\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eClass of 1999\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eTrancers 3\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Clash Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/01\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781944866211\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 140\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Charles Muir","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36672017793180,"sku":"9781944866211","price":13.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_5d3d2467-fb89-405b-a8bd-4db183a8eb88.jpg?v=1603926769","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/this-is-a-horror-book-9781944866211","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}