{"product_id":"the-gospel-according-to-cat-in-the-beginning-there-was-meow-9798284608296","title":"The Gospel According to Cat: In the Beginning, there was Meow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn the beginning, there was Meow.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd Meow was with Cat. And Cat was the Creator.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDive into the divine tale of \u003ci\u003eThe Gospel According to Cat\u003c\/i\u003e - a hilarious, illustrated parody that blends feline ego, cosmic curiosity, real science, and laugh-out-loud wisdom into one unforgettable book.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e Perfect for: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Cat lovers who know who's really in charge\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Fans of religious satire and parody (à la \u003ci\u003eThe Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Curious kids, tweens, and adults who love science served with sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Gift-givers searching for something truly original\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e A Cat Who Preaches... Science?!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Between celestial prophecies and divine meows, this Gospel slips in real science facts about the universe, evolution, and human history - in the curious and clever tone of Bill Bryson or Neil deGrasse Tyson... if they had whiskers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e Inside You'll Find: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Full-color illustrations of divine feline revelations\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Scientific side-notes explained with humor and clarity\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- A parody gospel that reads like sacred text - if it were written by a cat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're 10 or 110, if you've ever questioned who really rules the cosmos (spoiler: it's cats), this book is your new favorite sacred scroll.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise be the Purr. Get your copy now and enter the Kingdom of Meow.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Publishdrive\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798284608296\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 84\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.41lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 10.00h x 8.00w x 0.17d","brand":"Jaime Brash","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52259645685941,"sku":"9798284608296","price":17.85,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_ec61b009-d6b1-4e42-a515-bc7f265da8ef.jpg?v=1771342626","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/the-gospel-according-to-cat-in-the-beginning-there-was-meow-9798284608296","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}