{"product_id":"the-demon-overlords-retirement-plan-9781538787823","title":"The Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Demon Overlord retires to farm turnips in peace, only to find life in a small village far more chaotic than he ever could have anticipated in this laugh-out-loud debut cozy fantasy with teeth. Includes an exclusive bonus adventure coming 8\/25\/26! \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen destroying the world and killing the hero grows boring, what's a Demon Overlord to do but quit while he's ahead?\u003cp\u003eGalornus Prime was the Scourge of Nations, Ender of Hope, and Master of the Cardinal Sins. He had done everything worth doing. Some of it more than once.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis retirement plan was simple: get a goat, farm quietly, and avoid accidentally conquering anything. The plan didn't include soul-crushing town halls, after-school combat lessons with children, and a war with perhaps his most worthy nemesis yet: the rose-growing, seventy-three year-old widow next door. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eEven in retirement, evil never sleeps...but it does plant turnips.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen corrupt officials and greedy merchants threaten his infuriatingly loveable neighbors, Galornus faces a new kind of challenge: saving the village without revealing he is the monster parents invoke to make children eat their vegetables.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan\u003c\/i\u003e is a cozy fantasy with teeth, where the hardest battle isn't defeating heroes--it's staying retired and learning how to live after 444 lifetimes of villainy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Grand Central Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781538787823\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.58d","brand":"M. H. Foster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52750312734901,"sku":"9781538787823","price":16.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/the-demon-overlords-retirement-plan-9781538787823","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}