{"product_id":"the-curse-of-king-toot-9781964961002","title":"The Curse of King Toot","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFifth grade is a royal pain in my butt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy one wish for the first day of school was to make friends with the cool kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInstead, I knocked over a priceless museum artifact, ate three-thousand-year-old cheese, and got cursed. If I can't break that curse, I'm stuck serving an ancient Egyptian King forever!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is John and my farts summon King Tut's ghost. This is my story.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Derelict Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/03\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781964961002\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.54lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.37d","brand":"John Pahrsink,Michael J. Adams","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52147008340149,"sku":"9781964961002","price":13.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_83723f75-2b85-4a75-89e2-4b7be9e19f91.jpg?v=1767678447","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/the-curse-of-king-toot-9781964961002","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}