{"product_id":"tall-war-9798887962641","title":"Tall War","description":"\u003cp\u003e \"Don't wet yourself,\" my mother-in-law Corkabee says. \"I almost did.\" She looks me straight in the eye, something she usually doesn't do unless I am under suspicion for a misdeed. I cower instinctively. Then she unloads her bombshell. \"There's a spaceship in the Potomac.\" I stare at Corkabee. I don't know what to think. I don't know what to say. So, I do what all young men do in similar circumstances. I repeat what she just said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"A spaceship crashed in the Potomac?\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"It didn't crash,\" my mother-in-law corrects me. \"Authorities say that it was designed to land on water. To splashdown. It looks like it came in hard, though, and sustained some damage.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"On the Potomac?\" I say dumbfounded. I am amazed and frightened. A five hundred year old spaceship has landed on the Potomac River. Which means that inside that ship are the first full-size, six-foot, original humans to show up on Earth since the Downsizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e With a little bit of luck, they all died on impact.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lionel A. Blanchard\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/16\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798887962641\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.08lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.63d","brand":"Stephen Houser","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42429264920757,"sku":"9798887962641","price":23.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_17422f43-31da-407d-9b42-712ae0e4fd51.jpg?v=1664893746","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/tall-war-9798887962641","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}