{"product_id":"tales-from-the-turkey-table-9781738212804","title":"Tales from the Turkey Table","description":"\u003cp\u003eFrom the origins of Christmas in a stable gone wild, to a malevolent snowman, to hipster beard decorations, THIS is the book that the whole family can enjoy at the most wonderful time of the year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, maybe not the WHOLE family. There are words in here that should not be dancing with sugarplums in children's heads.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut \u003cstrong\u003eTALES FROM THE TURKEY TABLE\u003c\/strong\u003e serves up platefuls of laughter in a perfect antidote to the saccharine and syrup that is now demanded from us during the season of peace and goodwill (and Santa, and reindeer, and elves, all the damned elves. SO many elves).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTired of a certain greeting card company's unending stream of Christmas romance movies? Ever wondered about the mysterious arm stoking the Yule Log fire in the video? Curious about how The Virgin Mary explained her pregnancy to her betrothed, Joseph? And what \u003cem\u003edoes\u003c\/em\u003e happen when people get just too carried away by the season?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe answers to these and other questions that you never knew you had, lie in the pages of the book that you're holding in your hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, and for perfect mulled wine and roast beef with gravy, there are also a pair of recipes to feed your kith and kin through the long winter nights - and get them drunk enough that they will no longer be a bother to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book, the one that you're about to buy and put into someone's stocking, is the rum in the Christmas pudding!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Shared Visions Unlimited\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/08\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781738212804\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.33lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.31d","brand":"Bill Allman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52403462013109,"sku":"9781738212804","price":11.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_85a9feae-8bb1-47a1-b42a-9eb036a1341c.jpg?v=1774969312","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/tales-from-the-turkey-table-9781738212804","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}