{"product_id":"so-i-might-be-a-vampire-9781775007210","title":"So I Might Be a Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody expects to get turned into a vampire, especially a guy like Bob.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverybody hopes that if they somehow get transformed into a vampire, they will instantly become some kind of superhero vampire out of the movies. Bad news guys: not gonna happen. More likely than not, you're gonna be one of the poor clueless bastards hanging out on Thursday nights with Bob in his vampire support group. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou may think you know what being a vampire is supposed to be like, but Bob is here to set you straight. He's made it his personal mission to get answers about the reality of being a vampire. He's been shot, stabbed, thrown off rooftops, survived bad coffee and endured crippling boredom - all in the name of answering the eternal question of what it means to be a vampire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you think you might be a vampire, this is the book for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Lost Bajan Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/13\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781775007210\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 334\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.99lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.70d","brand":"Rodney V. Smith","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40189866508469,"sku":"9781775007210","price":14.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_f8954a7a-f0fc-4bbb-9895-34e34e671870.jpg?v=1623127312","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/so-i-might-be-a-vampire-9781775007210","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}