{"product_id":"skeletaxonomy-9781970154092","title":"Skeletaxonomy","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eARE YOU WANING? WAXING? CRESCENT? FEELING GIBBOUS?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Planet Scumm Institute for \"Skeletaxonomy\" is recruiting volunteers for a clinical trial of scummicillin, a probacterial designed to treat symptoms associated with body solidity, three-dimensionality, and organ, uh... having.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've experienced one of the following, you may be eligible to participate in our study: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Complications from one or more fullbody skeletal replacements\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Out-of-body experiences brought about by illicit virtual reality \"jacking\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Identity theft by mind-copied synthetics\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Rust, suspension fatigue, or \"Tin Man\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003esyndrome\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Feelings of inadequacy or weaponization while piloting an exo-suit\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Post-expiration quasi-materiality\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Shin splints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Wombats\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Unexplained head detonation, with or without a pre-explosion fugue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCall the Planet Scumm Institute today for a consultation, at no cost to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"SKELETAXONOMY\" ISN'T JUST IN OUR NAME-IT'S IN OUR BONES.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Those of us that have bones, that is.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSkeletaxonomy \u003cem\u003eis the 12th anthology of short science fiction presented by Spark \u0026amp; Fizz Books, collecting the following stories: \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eAn Abridged History of The Skeleton 2 and Post-Transhumanism \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby R.C. Joseph\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCrawl Space \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Dan Stintzi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCake \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Katie Sweet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSelf Repair \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Lucy Zhang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eExodus \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Jordan M. Griffin\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt Seems So Delicate \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Anthony M Abboreno\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eRain Delay \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Christina Delia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWombat\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eby Mattia Ravasi\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Late Show with Jerry Paplovich \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eby Scott J. Moses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Spark and Fizz\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/26\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781970154092\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 104\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.27lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.27h x 5.83w x 0.26d","brand":"Alyssa Alarc\u0026#243;n Santo","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43272004894901,"sku":"9781970154092","price":11.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_ea7326f5-1feb-4e38-a097-2e6d3d54a6cf.jpg?v=1699959755","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/skeletaxonomy-9781970154092","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}