{"product_id":"shopping-for-a-booty-call-9781638803706","title":"Shopping for a Booty Call","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGetting a 3:00 a.m. booty call from one of Scotland's hottest footballers is every woman's dream, right?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's my worst nightmar\u003c\/strong\u003ee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy sister's marrying a billionaire. I'm a bridesmaid, and the groom's Scottish cousin, Hamish, is a groomsman. We're paired together in the ceremony, and the man is so full of himself, he's bulging at the seams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBiceps bulging. Thigh muscles bulging. Everything bulging...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOverflowing with charm and oozing animal attraction, Hamish is irresistible sunshine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd he knows it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I'm not looking or admiring, because once this wedding is over, he goes back to Scotland and does his cute little job, where he runs around with a bunch of other grown men who all get paid obscene amounts of money to chase a ball around on grass. And I can get on with my life and my goals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat call, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat call changed everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow can I hate someone and want them so desperately?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause it's \u003cem\u003ehim\u003c\/em\u003e. That's why.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Prosaic Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781638803706\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.30lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.31d","brand":"Julia Kent","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52537512558773,"sku":"9781638803706","price":8.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_8e48123e-0cfa-4753-bacf-23e08be8901a.jpg?v=1779169885","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/shopping-for-a-booty-call-9781638803706","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}