{"product_id":"santas-sack-9798991374217","title":"Santa's Sack","description":"\u003cp\u003eLast year, disaster struck when Santa Claus was kidnapped and taken to Halloweenville. This year, the Seasonal Symposium Officials are putting protective measures in place.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSanta and his captor, Sackman, inadvertently discovered they shared dark carnal proclivities. They will do whatever it takes to ensure a repeat performance this year, but will just one night be enough?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo one expects Santa to beg to be on the naughty list.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSanta's Sack is a parody (sentient object adjacent) romance intended for audiences over 18 years old. This story contains intimate relations between a sack\/man and Santa. Check interior content considerations for a full list of information, and read at your own risk!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Unfortunate Productions LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/15\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798991374217\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 92\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.19d","brand":"Unfortunate Reads,Nicole Parker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51730202984629,"sku":"9798991374217","price":7.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_4dee13a8-893d-406f-9d7e-40f8a21ca272.jpg?v=1758004531","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/santas-sack-9798991374217","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}