{"product_id":"professional-procrastinator-floaty-pen-set-9780735368804","title":"Professional Procrastinator Floaty Pen Set","description":"Finally, a couple of pens that you''ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They''re perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha  Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you''re raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.\u003cbr\u003e- Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use)\u003cbr\u003e- Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use)\u003cbr\u003e- Each pen measures 6 long and .5 in diameter.\u003cbr\u003e- Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Brass Monkey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/30\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780735368804","brand":"Brass Monkey, Galison","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39329885520053,"sku":"9780735368804","price":10.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_69543db3-4fa6-4cb4-b4be-fe426515e616.jpg?v=1614692887","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/professional-procrastinator-floaty-pen-set-9780735368804","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}