{"product_id":"not-today-satan-9781649378767","title":"Not Today, Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't miss out on the stunning DELUXE LIMITED EDITION while supplies last.\u003c\/b\u003e This breathtaking collectible is only available on a limited first print run in the U.S. and Canada only, a must-have for any book lover. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Hilarious, heartwarming, and wildly fun, \u003ci\u003eNot Today, Satan\u003c\/i\u003e is a voicey romp by an author to watch. With equal parts humor, romance, and adventure, this story will have readers laughing, swooning, and rapidly turning pages.\" --L.E. Flynn, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eAll Eyes on Her\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eI'm destined to rule the damned...not fall for one.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eThink your life is hell?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTry being the Prince of Darkness's only daughter--a seventeen-year-old born and raised in Hell, destined to inherit the throne, and constantly enduring the (literal) eternal moans and screams of souls who had it coming. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe only thing worse than ruling the Underworld is working here. Day after day, it's me, a bunch of demons who are too intimidated by my dad to befriend me, and an endless lineup of sinners. Until Nathan Reynolds shows up, with a smile that could turn brimstone to butterflies, claiming he's innocent. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI don't question the system; it's never wrong. But Nate's pleading eyes have me doubting everything I've ever known. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, I'm going to do the one thing I'm not supposed to do: I'm going to help him break out. Even if it means showing Nate \u003ci\u003eexactly\u003c\/i\u003e who I am. Metaphorical horns and all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBecause if we don't make it out of here? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWe're not just damned. We're \u003ci\u003edoomed\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Entangled Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/04\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781649378767\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 400\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.00lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.38w x 1.00d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e 09\/08\/2025\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Samantha Joyce","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51708068888757,"sku":"9781649378767","price":13.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_7769d8df-ea7b-461d-acc5-8dce93b85216.jpg?v=1757397282","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/not-today-satan-9781649378767","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}