{"product_id":"none-of-this-would-have-happened-if-prince-were-alive-9781982188863","title":"None of This Would Have Happened If Prince Were Alive","description":"\u003cb\u003ePerfect for fans of Maria Semple and Jennifer Weiner, this smart and witty debut novel follows Ramona through the forty-eight hours after her life has been upended by the discovery of her husband's affair and an approaching Category Four hurricane.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRamona's got a bratty boss, a toddler teetering through toilet training, a critical mom who doesn't mind sharing, and oops--a cheating husband. That's how a Category Four hurricane bearing down on her life in Savannah becomes just another item on her to-do list. In the next forty-eight hours she'll add a neighborhood child and the class guinea pig named Clarence Thomas to her entourage as she struggles to evacuate town. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIgnoring the persistent glow of her minivan's check engine light, Ramona navigates police check points, bathroom emergencies, demands from her boss, and torrential downpours while fielding calls and apology texts from her cheating husband and longing for the days when her life was like a Prince song, full of sexy creativity and joy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThoroughly entertaining and completely relatable, \u003ci\u003eNone of This Would Have Happened if Prince Were Alive\u003c\/i\u003e is the hilarious, heartwarming story of a woman up to her elbows in calamities and about to drive off the brink of the rest of her life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Atria Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/08\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781982188863\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 336\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.79d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 04\/15\/2022 pg. 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eLibrary Journal\u003c\/i\u003e 07\/01\/2022 pg. 62\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Carolyn Prusa","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42370659647669,"sku":"9781982188863","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_575f08c0-39d4-4611-8ffc-c319f17a04df.jpg?v=1663041433","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/none-of-this-would-have-happened-if-prince-were-alive-9781982188863","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}