{"product_id":"my-nest-isnt-empty-it-just-has-more-closet-space-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-9780312668341","title":"My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe incomparable Lisa Scottoline, along with Daughter Francesca, is back with more wild and wonderful wit and wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Lisa Scottoline struck a chord with readers, book clubs, and critics with her smash-hit essay collection, \u003ci\u003eWhy My Third Husband Will Be a Dog\u003c\/i\u003e. This time, Lisa teams up with Daughter Francesca to give their mother-daughter perspective on everything from blind dates to empty calories, as well as life with the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, Mother Mary, who won't part with her thirty-year-old bra. Three generations of women, triple the laughs---and the love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInspired by their weekly \"Chick Wit\" column for \u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e, \u003c\/i\u003e Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secrets---which will sound a lot like yours. And you'll have to put this book down, just to stop laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLISA ON DIETING\u003c\/b\u003e I'm backsliding with carbohydrates, which is the food version of ex-sex.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFRANCESCA ON CUTTING THE CORD\u003c\/b\u003e I thought I said, \"I am going to see my cousin's new apartment,\" but in Mom-speak that translates to: \"I am going to meet certain death in the New York City subway tunnels that are soon to be my tomb.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLISA ON MOTHER MARY: \u003c\/b\u003eMost people have a list of Things To Do, but Mother Mary has a list of Things Not To Do. At the top is Don't Go to the Movies. Other entries include Don't Eat Outside With The Bugs and Don't Walk All Over This Cockamamie Mall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFRANCESCA ON BEING SINGLE: \u003c\/b\u003eI'm addicted to the wedding announcements. Worse, I find myself subtracting my age from the bride's. I thought I was a modern woman, turns out I'm a Cathy cartoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLISA ON AGING GRACEFULLY\u003c\/b\u003e Today I noticed my first gray hair. On my chin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd so much more \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e St. Martin's Griffin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/27\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780312668341\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 272\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.75lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.40h x 5.40w x 0.90d","brand":"Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36635940421788,"sku":"9780312668341","price":18.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_d0f36f87-57b7-4f71-a452-f24bc3a1b9cf.jpg?v=1603840955","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/my-nest-isnt-empty-it-just-has-more-closet-space-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-9780312668341","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}