{"product_id":"middle-school-bites-9780823447459","title":"Middle School Bites","description":"\u003cb\u003eTom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob SquarePants\u003c\/i\u003e head writer Steven Banks.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Fast! Funny! Fresh!\" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 \u003ci\u003eNew York Time\u003c\/i\u003es best-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eMr. Lemoncello's Library\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!\" - Tom Angleberger, \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebest-selling author of the \u003ci\u003eOrigami Yoda\u003c\/i\u003e series\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThanks to a series of unfortunate bites, eleven-year-old Tom is a triple threat: he's a Vam-Wolf-Zom. And just in time for the first day of middle school. So much for his Invisible Tom Plan. He never thought to make a What If I Turn Into A Vampire Werewolf Zombie Plan. Maybe it's time for a Run Away and Live Somewhere Else Plan? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWith the help of his irrepressible best friend, Zeke, Tom tries to accept his future. Zeke thinks being a Vam-Wolf-Zom sounds EXCELLENT! (Zeke thinks everything sounds EXCELLENT!) At least he'll be able to stand up to the sixth-grade bully. The question is will the rest of Hamilton Middle School accept the Vam-Wolf-Zom, too? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTom's toothsome saga is illustrated with clever, cartoon-style art on every spread. Created by an Emmy-nominated writer for \u003ci\u003eSpongeBob, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eCatDog\u003c\/i\u003e, this new series is perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eDiary of a Wimpy Kid\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Last Kids on Earth\u003c\/i\u003e. EXCELLENT!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Holiday House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/04\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780823447459\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAccelerated Reader Quiz #\/Name: \u003c\/b\u003e510430 \/ Middle School Bites\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/b\u003e 4 \/ \u003cb\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/b\u003e Middle Grade \/ \u003cb\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/b\u003e 5\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Steven Banks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42870583230645,"sku":"9780823447459","price":7.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_2f00886d-30ac-4ecd-b89c-563b07e93197.jpg?v=1684269871","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/middle-school-bites-9780823447459","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}