{"product_id":"love-sincerely-yours-9780692170045","title":"Love Sincerely Yours","description":"\u003cp\u003eDear Mister.. . . \u003cem\u003eno, too formal\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey there sweet cheeks. . . \u003cem\u003eno, too forward\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*Clears throat*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo whom it may concern, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFull disclosure; before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer--because it was \u003cem\u003efree\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI think it's important to be open and honest with your co-workers, don't you?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo here I am, being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. But what they don't know is your bark is worse than your bite. And that bite doesn't scare me. The fact is, I'd love that \u003cem\u003ebite \u003c\/em\u003eof yours to nip at my bare skin while we're both wearing nothing but sheets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor once I want you to look at me as more than one of your employees. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd as long as we're being honest, that navy blue suit you wear? With the crisp white shirt? It really makes me want to loosen your tie and show \u003cem\u003eyou\u003c\/em\u003e exactly who's boss. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLove, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSincerely, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYours\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Hot-Lanta Publishing, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/09\/2018\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780692170045\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 278\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.71lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.58d","brand":"Meghan Quinn, Sara Ney","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36640285950108,"sku":"9780692170045","price":13.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_b81ae0b4-650a-4345-b0c9-9f9408f24691.jpg?v=1603851777","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/love-sincerely-yours-9780692170045","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}