{"product_id":"kirk-cameron-the-crocoduck-of-chaos-magick-9780989227872","title":"Kirk Cameron \u0026 The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick","description":"\u003cp\u003eKirk Cameron has set up his Pray The Gay Away Camp. He is hoping for it to be a hit Reality TV Show. While most boys are open to letting go of their homosexual ways, JJ a young gay man who practices Chaos Magick has other plans. When JJ finishes his spell and unleashes hot Cheese Jesus, a crockoduck, and Boner Stabone, Kirk Cameron will feel passion and some sexy Growing Pains. \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eIncluding stories: Gay Zombie Sluts in Key West, Duck Me in The Bass: An AutoCorrect Anal Text Sex Adventure, City On Fire, The Haunting of the Paranormal Romance Conference, and The Infinite Jest of Picking Porn Titles \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e*** \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eReviews \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"Sandra's writing is so incredibly vivid that I can almost hear the crocoduck squealing in pleasure...\" Jezebel \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"Mandy De Sandra's Kirk Cameron \u0026amp; The Crocoduck of Chaos Magick is a 7,500-word tale of revenge that skewers Cameron's anti-gay, anti-evolution agenda by having him give a Crocoduck a blowjob and fuck a morphing Jesus made out of cheese right in its cheesy stigmata-holes.\" Gawker \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"..oscillating between the ludicrous, demented and genuinely funny.\" Vocativ \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \"What the fuck is this book?\" Chuck Wendig\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Only RX\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/08\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780989227872\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 134\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.29d","brand":"Mandy De Sandra","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42580617527477,"sku":"9780989227872","price":9.31,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_3c6c9dbe-a967-4095-afdc-ce6d5014c21f.jpg?v=1672758950","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/kirk-cameron-the-crocoduck-of-chaos-magick-9780989227872","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}