{"product_id":"john-doe-does-not-suck-9781963832402","title":"John Doe Does Not Suck","description":"\u003cp\u003eJohn Doe thinks he's the last vampire on Earth; he's 317 years old, having been \"turned\" in an unforgivable way when he was just 17. It's a pretty lonely existence when \"forever friendships\" are out of the question and even more so when you have reason to believe there's no one like you left on earth. But a criminology class is about to rock John's world. When John and his assigned classroom partner, Angela Ruiz, decide to track down a serial killer, the notorious Six-O'clock-Slasher, all the facts lead to one suspicion...John may not be alone as he's always believed. This will trigger the greatest moral dilemma John has ever faced: choose eternal loneliness or choose to do the right thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Shadow Dragon Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/20\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781963832402\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 300","brand":"Kathryn Berla","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52072306704565,"sku":"9781963832402","price":14.41,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_5ccd7f41-bac1-41cb-922f-62c77fdbef4b.jpg?v=1764688454","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/john-doe-does-not-suck-9781963832402","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}