{"product_id":"i-never-do-this-9781960573988","title":"I Never Do This","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"I will tell all in full truth and will hold nothing back to protect myself from the eyes of the law...I'm the only one who can tell it all.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn country noir style, we hear the unforgettable voice of a young woman, LaDene Faye Howell, who finds herself in police custody recounting her story after her paroled cousin Bobbie Frank appears and engages her in a crime spree.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLaDene Faye Howell grew up in the small town of Devola on an oxbow of the Muskingum River in southeast Ohio. Her conservative family is deeply religious, although another branch of the Howell clan are notorious criminals. When one of her outlaw relatives returns from prison, LaDene hopes the two of them may share an evening of fun, or even a spark of romance. Instead, Bobby Frank embroils her in kidnapping their old high school principal. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTaken into custody, LaDene recounts her misadventures in the form of a dramatic monologue. Pledging to \"tell all in full truth\" she hopes to keep herself out of jail and perhaps even soften Bobby's likely sentence. She aims to capture her listeners' sympathy by recounting a history she has never shared before: her teenage pregnancy and confinement at an unforgiving evangelical facility for wayward girls.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sibylline Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/16\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781960573988\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReview Citations: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews\u003c\/i\u003e 01\/01\/0001\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Anesa Miller","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43644116926645,"sku":"9781960573988","price":14.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_a239db23-49a3-49b4-a65b-9ff098456558.jpg?v=1708447006","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/i-never-do-this-9781960573988","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}