{"product_id":"how-to-repel-friends-and-not-influence-people-9781736421703","title":"How to Repel Friends and Not Influence People","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you want to improve your ability to develop mutually-beneficial long-term relationships, to create positive conversations, and to win favor with potential clients, employers and friends? If so this is the book for you. Writing under the pen-name of Claytron Menendez, Clay Clark teaches you through HUMOR what not to do so that you can learn what to become a person of impact and influence and a DRAMATICALLY MORE EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATOR.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTIPS TO REPEL FRIENDS AND NOT INFLUENCE PEOPLE TAUGHT IN THIS BOOK INCLUDE: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e If You Don't Want to Get Honey and You Want to Get Stung, Kick Over the Beehive\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e A Super-Move to Become a Dull Conversationalist\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e How to Guarantee That People Instantly Don't Like You\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Email People Constantly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e You Can Win an Argument If You Yell Loud Enough\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The Best Way to Make an Enemy and How to Make Enemy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Surround Yourself with Nafarrius Idiots, Dramatic Dudes, Flaky Friends and Invest Your Time Trying to Change Them\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e He Who Can Repel Everyone is Empowered to Sprint Naked\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCreation Unavoidable at all Times\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Get as Many Regrettable Tattoos as Possible While Angry, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThrough the Toll Road of Life\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Provide Feedback and Criticism to People Who Aren't\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDepressed, Drunk or High\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e A Spoonful of Drano Makes the Medicine Go Down\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Pet a Cat Backwards and Name it Sh@# Head\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e No Matter What Just Happened, One Up Everybody in Their\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAsking for Your Advice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Do This and You'll Make People Hate You\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e A Great Way to a Bad First Impression\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e ABL - Always Be Late (and Always Have an Excuse That\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUltimate Moment of Triumph\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The Gasoline You Can Pour on the Fires of Complaints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Make Problems Seem Unfixable and Dwell on Them without\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou Believe for Being Late)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e If You Do This Move You Will Certainly Be On a Collision\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTrying to Solve Them\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The Magical Formula That Will Cause Even Sweet Elderly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCourse with Failure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChristian Women to Give You \"The Finger.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e What Nobody Wants and How to Make It\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e An Appeal That Nobody Likes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The Movies Don't Do It, Bishop T.D. 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