{"product_id":"hard-to-win-9798995431510","title":"Hard to Win","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eMagical. Waifu. Sports.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLadies and gentlemen, this is your in-head color commentator, Saoirse Satirical! I've got a story for you. This time it's about the world's number one dancing, sports, legend (and my legs)-Saoirse Storm!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt eighteen, our Camogie (women's Irish lacrosse) superspore is an unintentional mystery detective in: The Case of the Curious Whiskeys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe County Tyrconnell Hurling Club (coed\/men's pro side) is the worst club in all Éire, but is it entirely their fault? It's a well-known fact that any hurler who goes pro for the Wolves loses all their magic!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right, their mojo goes missing, their skills go soft! They may have... dare I even suggest it? Hurl-ectile Dysfunction!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's where our girl comes in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Saoirse throws a match to prolong her death pact, her loss inadvertently forces the Wolves to close, taking with it her one way out of her bonds! (Intense, right?) But thanks to a loophole in the law, if Saoirse is found guilty of crimes she didn't commit, the Wolves will get a chance at redemption against their hurling rivals! Except without magic or anybody who can put points on the board, they're bound to lose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey need a therapist to discover the secret cure to their magical mystery (locked somewhere in a stepdance cabaret); they need a player who loves to score... goals; they need a girl like the one about to be locked in a dungeon; they need, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSaoirse Storm!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Maddbooks\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798995431510\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 408\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.57lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.06d","brand":"I. M. Price","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52801366556853,"sku":"9798995431510","price":25.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/hard-to-win-9798995431510","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}