{"product_id":"goldilocks-go-home-9780823445387","title":"Goldilocks, Go Home!","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrepare to laugh out loud at the antics of Goldilocks and The Three Bears in this illustrated chapter book for lovers of snarky humor and fractured fairy tales.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"So I ate some porridge and broke a chair--get over it \" Goldilocks snipes at Bobby Bear, as Baby Bear is now calling himself. Tensions are high at the Three Bears cottage where Goldilocks--an overdramatic tween who has deluded herself into believing she's a princess--is stranded until the Big Bad Wolf vacates the area. A hungry troll, three pigs with a home improvement show on HoGTV, and of course the Big Bad Wolf all figure into the story in this hilarious mash-up of folk and fairy tales from around the world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn chapters full of quirky and clever drawings, Bobby and Goldilocks alternate narrating the story of their hair-raising adventures. But despite their initial bad impressions, a kind of affection develops between Bobby and Goldilocks, and they become something like friends. As Bobby explains, \"I mean, annoying as she was, I didn't want her to end up wolf kibble.\" Over 80 illustrations are included.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Holiday House\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/01\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780823445387\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 176\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.40h x 5.70w x 0.50d","brand":"Martha Freeman","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":36644912103580,"sku":"9780823445387","price":6.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_887bb5f0-e965-4945-8911-47cd2d28043b.jpg?v=1603859785","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/goldilocks-go-home-9780823445387","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}