{"product_id":"for-bright-legal-minds-who-have-it-all-9781991048493","title":"For Bright Legal MInds Who Have It All","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis book is for discerning legal minds. It's a humorous legal compendium and offers a delightful and insightful peek into the legal world, showcasing quirky lawyer anecdotes, amusing judicial rulings, lesser-known legal trivia, comedic courtroom and law office happenings, extraordinary records, and much more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted by a legal professional, this book uncovers the lighter side of the legal sphere, making it a delightful choice for gifting during the festive season, office celebrations, birthdays, or as a charming surprise on any occasion!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNotable Excerpts: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDuring a trial: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLawyer: \"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on deceased individuals?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoctor: \"All of them. The living ones tend to resist.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn Kentucky, a judge was relieved to avoid a lengthy trial and wrote in his order dismissing the case, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I would have preferred leaping naked off a 12-foot ladder into a bucket of porcupines over presiding a two-week trial here. It would have left the jury more baffled than a baby in a topless bar and the parties angrier than mosquitoes in a mannequin shop.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInteresting tidbits: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLongest jury trial records\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLawyer with 245 consecutive jury murder case wins\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLongest-standing legal practice\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHumorous judicial viewpoints\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOutlandish court motions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd so much more!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is a thoughtful gift for legal professionals like judges, litigators, paralegals, legal assistants, law firm administrators, and court personnel. It's also perfect for vendors catering to the legal community.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe most cherished gifts are those that elicit laughter! Treat your legal acquaintances to a dose of amusement with this engaging book. Discover it today and bring joy to your legal circles!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTags: \u003c\/strong\u003e gifts for lawyers, gifts for legal secretaries, gag gifts for lawyers, funny legal books, humorous gifts for judges, legal humor, law office gifts, courtroom comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Pacific Trust Holdings Nz Ltd.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/30\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781991048493\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 108\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.37lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.26d","brand":"Bruce Miller,Team Golfwell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53458826657973,"sku":"9781991048493","price":11.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/9781991048493.jpg?v=1791297277","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/for-bright-legal-minds-who-have-it-all-9781991048493","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}