{"product_id":"fairytales-for-privileged-children-little-red-riding-hood-blows-her-trust-fund-other-premium-tales-9781800963870","title":"Fairytales for Privileged Children: Little Red Riding Hood Blows Her Trust Fund \u0026 Other Premium Tales","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom \"Little Red Prada Hood\" to \"The Golden Fabergé Egg\", award-winning British comedian Daniel Foxx reworks classic fairytales for privileged adults.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eOnce upon a time, in a land far away (in fact, in an entirely different tax bracket), there lived some perfectly privileged children ...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e In his second book, Daniel Foxx looks to beloved, classic fairytales for inspiration and finds wonderful stories of even more privileged children. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Meet: Rapunzel, whose stay in a boutique tower-concept hotel is just the ticket; aspiring gourmand Jack, who sensibly exchanges his cow for a handful of 100% organic legumes; the two ugly stepsisters, Porchetta and Frankette, whose deep-plane facelifts yield excellent results; and The Three Little Pigs, whose property portfolio is--quite frankly--booming. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Wicked, funny, and razor-sharp, Daniel Foxx's wonderful stories of pomp and privilege make the perfect gift for your most extravagant friend, or a cozy, relatable read for yourself. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePRAISE FOR \u003ci\u003eBEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED STORIES\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"As if \u003ci\u003eSuccession \u003c\/i\u003ewas turned into a series of Ladybird books.\" \u003cb\u003e--\u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e (UK)\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person.\" \u003cb\u003e--Joe Lycett, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up.\" \u003cb\u003e--Josh Widdicombe, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!\" \u003cb\u003e--Tom Allen, comedian\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Monoray\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/22\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781800963870\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 144\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.50h x 6.25w x 0.61d","brand":"Daniel Foxx","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52873273311413,"sku":"9781800963870","price":14.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/fairytales-for-privileged-children-little-red-riding-hood-blows-her-trust-fund-other-premium-tales-9781800963870","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}