{"product_id":"drunk-slutty-elf-and-other-stories-9781990860706","title":"Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe lighter side of the other side. \u003cstrong\u003eDrunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories\u003c\/strong\u003e is a collection of humorous short stories of fantasy, horror and science fiction. In \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDrunk Slutty Elf\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, a drunken elf thief hooks up with a gray space alien searching for pieces of his spaceship; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDjewel and Djinn\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e features the Elf and Alien in the realm of Arabian nights. In \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eRomance of the Undead;\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e a vampire is pursued by his over-enthusiastic fans. Somewhere in \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Monkey Sea, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters plots rebellion. Lovecraft is parodied in \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eFurry Tentacles of Menace\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e ghost hunters confront hamsters from beyond time and space.; \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Princess So Sweet and Fair\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e gives us fairy tales gone horribly wrong, a wicked witch taking an unwanted job seriously and a kingdom overrun by frogs. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eStone Blockage\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e; ancient astronauts arrive and want us to build pyramids the old fashioned way. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSilver Giant Sexy\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e reveals the truth about Kaiju and the alien giants that fight them. \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eArmageddon When\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, the antichrist shows up for the apocalypse and nobody cares. \u003cstrong\u003e \u003cem\u003eHard Days Blight\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003egives us a devil that cares too much, and damned souls that don't care at all. There is \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSimulaw\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e about the future of litigation, and \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eCourtesy Call\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e about the future of telemarketing, plus many more stories, wicked, subversive and funny. From sly humour to laugh out loud funny, Drunk Slutty Elf is a hilarious collection of stories in the styles of masters such as Terry Pratchett, Frederick Brown and David Barry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e D.G. Valdron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/25\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781990860706\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 240\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.62lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.51d","brand":"D. G. Valdron","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42925203521717,"sku":"9781990860706","price":13.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_e32ef30b-a863-4196-b508-c9135d411aef.jpg?v=1687847789","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/drunk-slutty-elf-and-other-stories-9781990860706","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}