{"product_id":"djinn-and-juice-dosed-in-costa-rica-9798988561873","title":"Djinn and Juice - Dosed in Costa Rica","description":"\u003cp\u003eJacó, Costa Rica: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhere the zip code reads 666 and \"vacation\" autocorrects to \"involuntary soul surrender.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne batshit Halloween weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne deal with actual demons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eZero regrets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe all-inclusive damnation package includes: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Alley-cat Ticas who'll seduce a monk-then pickpocket Jesus mid-crucifixion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Demonic cops who'll arrest their own mother for a bribe, then split the cash with the judge over communion wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The Djinn-who'll cold-call your darkest desires, then slam you with \"Burning Soul Subscription\" fees you can't cancel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDosed to the gills on the world's scariest drug, I crashed Hell's VIP section-unwitting victim of Devil's Breath. You ever hear of it? Me neither... until I escaped Costa Rica after that fateful night and investigated what actually happened to me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmazon banned this book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eApparently exposing supernatural fraud violates their Terms of Service.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't care if you don't believe me. I saw what I saw, and I'm spilling it all in this book like the drink that'll shoot from your nose laughing like a broke fire hydrant.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut afterwards? I guarantee you'll still wonder: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What if he's right?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're easily offended, this isn't for you. Go read something comfortable. It's just like we've been told since we were kids, right? Sure, they lied about a lot... but they would never lie about heaven or hell... would they?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"There's nothing more terrifying than the mundane once you see it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e-Jonny Nevermind\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eP.S. Officially rated extremely dangerous by The Coalition for Keeping Your Ass on a Short Leash and Calling It Freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe League of Extraordinary Gaslighters and The Bureau of \"You're Overreacting, Sweetie\" declined comment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Djinn and Juice - Dosed in Costa Rica\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/13\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798988561873\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.94lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.87d","brand":"Jonny Nevermind","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52733887873205,"sku":"9798988561873","price":18.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/djinn-and-juice-dosed-in-costa-rica-9798988561873","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}