{"product_id":"diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog-9781405981972","title":"Diddly Squat: The Farmer's Dog","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePre-order the all-new collection of hair-raising missteps and hilarious antics from Diddly Squat Farm, featuring gentleman farmer and two-time \u003ci\u003eSexiest Man Alive\u003c\/i\u003e winner, Jeremy Clarkson.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Fans of Prime TV series \u003ci\u003eClarkson's Farm\u003c\/i\u003e will enjoy this companion.\" -- \u003ci\u003eIrish Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Uncooperative animals, underperforming crops, and best-laid plans gone awry--Jeremy Clarkson's farm truly is the gift that keeps on giving. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e As one overseas visitor* admitted, he only came to Diddly Squat because he couldn't believe Jeremy could really be that incompetent. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Never one to be discouraged, our hero decides to channel his entrepreneurial flair into a new venture: a pub. And just a few short weeks later, \u003cb\u003eThe Farmer's Dog\u003c\/b\u003e opens its doors. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e All British produce, Hawkstone beer on tap, a private bar for farmers, and a vintage tractor hanging from the ceiling--the perfect country pub. A welcome distraction from sustainable farming initiatives, psychedelic wheat, angry London protests, and a headbutting goat. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e What could possibly go wrong? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Besides the toilets packing up and the electricity running out, of course. As the Cotswolds' newest publican quickly learns, there's a lot more to running a pub than pulling pints. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Luckily, he still has Lisa, Kaleb, Cheerful Charlie, and Gerald to help him muddle through--especially now that his doctor has advised him to become a \"vegetablist.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e *Along with the rest of China, apparently. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003eClarkson's Farm\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"The best thing Clarkson's done... It pains me to say this.\" -- \u003ci\u003eThe Guardian\u003c\/i\u003e \"Shockingly hopeful.\" -- \u003ci\u003eThe Independent\u003c\/i\u003e \"Even the most committed Clarkson haters will find him likable here.\" -- \u003ci\u003eThe Telegraph\u003c\/i\u003e \"Quite lovely.\" -- \u003ci\u003eThe Times\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Penguin Group\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781405981972\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 320\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.81lbs","brand":"Jeremy Clarkson","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52750209253557,"sku":"9781405981972","price":18.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_22c799a6-bd7d-42b9-b35b-d2681770f073.jpg?v=1782834627","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/diddly-squat-the-farmers-dog-9781405981972","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}