{"product_id":"diary-of-an-unauthorised-vampire-9781991292520","title":"Diary of an Unauthorised Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCurrent status: Recently divorced. Recently deceased. Recently discovered vampirism requires forms in triplicate.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWoke up dead. Rather inconvenient - and with no paperwork, I'm now an illegal vampire who can't hug my children without wanting to eat them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe gothic vampire matriarch who insists on keeping me in her castle finds everything deliciously dramatic. She swears I need a supernatural guardian or my powers might detonate. After my divorce, the last thing I want is to be bound to anyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy new job at a supernatural law firm seemed like a step in the right direction... until a magical artifact went missing and everyone started pointing fangs. Now I'm hunting for the Twilight Concordat with a purple-haired mage whose idea of fun is \"light breaking and entering.\" Meanwhile, Clara Blackwood, the Council's Chief Investigator, looks at me like I'm a puzzle she can't quite solve. I can't decide if that makes her my worst enemy or something infinitely more dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Te Ra Aroha Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/30\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781991292520\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.90lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.68d","brand":"Iris Beaglehole","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51911661879477,"sku":"9781991292520","price":19.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_8680075a-3a7a-4816-b374-7ae5de88d071.jpg?v=1761057133","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/diary-of-an-unauthorised-vampire-9781991292520","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}