{"product_id":"dear-dead-xander-9798330316106","title":"Dear Dead Xander","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn a world where time itself bends to the will of ancient beings, the past and present collide in an epic saga of love, betrayal, and redemption. Queen Victoria, a vampire-like monarch with a dark and mysterious past, lives and hunts for mortal blood from her Gothic castle. Her immortal life takes a twisted turn when she transforms Xander, an unsuspecting stand-up comedian with a hidden legacy, into a creature like herself, after mercilessly ending the life of his girlfriend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut all is not as it seems.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eXander, far from being an ordinary mortal, awakens to realize that he, too, is one of the ancients. As he embraces his newfound power and begins preying upon mortals, he discovers a peculiar boost in his comedic prowess. Amidst this dark transformation, a passionate yet tumultuous affair ensues between Xander and Victoria, spiraling into a cycle of cruelty and humiliation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesperate for solace, Victoria turns to MonsterMash, a dating app for the supernatural, where she meets Jackson, a charming and noble monkey person from an ancient kingdom. Jackson's tenderness and respect rekindle the love in Victoria's heart, a love that had been written in the stars since time immemorial. But their happiness is short-lived. Lurking in the shadows, Xander's jealousy drives him to kidnap Victoria, threatening to plunge the world into chaos once more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, it falls upon Jackson, and his valiant ally Veera, to rescue the Queen and restore harmony to the universe. As they embark on this perilous quest, ancient secrets unravel, revealing a cosmic fate that intertwines the destinies of Victoria, Jackson, and Xander.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e M. Hunt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/29\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798330316106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 226\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.05lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.75d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLarge Print\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"M. Hunt","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44608367394997,"sku":"9798330316106","price":24.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_971b38ee-7164-4813-b7c2-06785183ddb7.jpg?v=1725374456","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/dear-dead-xander-9798330316106","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}