{"product_id":"dancing-with-donnie-9798999394446","title":"Dancing With Donnie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe East Wing is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn its place: a $300 million presidential ballroom-gold leaf, crystal chandeliers, and enough marble to make Versailles blush.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's just one problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe President needs a partner for the inaugural waltz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Michelle Obama.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDrafted to judge the audition process (because who else would dare?), Michelle presides as twenty unlikely candidates compete for the honor of gliding across the ballroom floor with the President of the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVladimir Putin demonstrates exactly who leads in their relationship.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Trump mistakes Iran's Supreme Leader for a Hasidic rabbi.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt learns the dangers of wearing a giant cross during a dip.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Justin Trudeau waltzes under Melania's watchful eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And an eight-year-old with a plastic dinosaur delivers the day's most brutal truths.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEach audition exposes another layer of Trump's ego, delusion, and relentless hunger for validation-while Michelle quietly engineers something far more interesting than a simple dance competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen the gala begins and the orchestra swells, the President is about to discover what it really means when the ballroom awaits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDancing With Donnie: The Ballroom Awaits is a work of bold political satire-fast, absurd, and unapologetically over the top. If you enjoy sharp, irreverent comedy and watching oversized egos collide with reality, step onto the dance floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf political satire isn't your thing, you may want to sit this dance out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the author of NO! and Tariff Schmariff comes a gleefully outrageous skewering of power, vanity, and the choreography of political spectacle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe music is starting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e The cameras are rolling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e And everyone wants the first dance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Barry Robbins\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/08\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798999394446\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 256\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.64lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.25h x 5.50w x 0.54d","brand":"Barry Robbins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52801338409141,"sku":"9798999394446","price":16.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/dancing-with-donnie-9798999394446","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}