{"product_id":"cocky-jerk-9781735142814","title":"Cocky Jerk","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was just a typical manic Monday until the blue and red lights flashed behind my Harley. The cop who pulled me over was good-looking, if you're into clean cut guys with expressive eyes. He was also cocky and gave me three tickets.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne for speeding.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnother for blowing a light.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the third for not producing an insurance card.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJerk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen he finally let me go, I realized I was more than an hour late for my first day as an intern for the infamous advice column, Ask Ida.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo much for trying to be the only one in my family with a legit job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLucky for me, my new boss, Soraya, didn't fire me on the spot. But that's where my luck ran out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA couple of weeks later, in between fetching coffee and finding the missing paperclips, I received a text message from my dad, the president of the Corrupt Hellraisers MC, ordering me to the compound.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, try explaining that to your new boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHey, I've gotta go. Everyone in my family is a criminal and we're all on lockdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're fired.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSure enough when I arrived at the clubhouse, everyone was in cuffs and the jerk who pulled me over was the one ushering my father out of the clubhouse.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey say you never see the bad guys coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, I didn't see the cocky jerk coming either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Property of Parrish Productions LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/15\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781735142814\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 264\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.55d","brand":"Janine Infante Bosco","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38015864930485,"sku":"9781735142814","price":12.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_0632e51b-33cf-48fb-be2e-5bb76c064f83.jpg?v=1609156173","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/cocky-jerk-9781735142814","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}