{"product_id":"cockadoodledoo-9781914078279","title":"Cockadoodledoo","description":"The true story of a female farmer who resorted to drastic measures to pay the bills and buy a new bull. Includes over 45 colour photographs.\u003cp\u003eI am a farmer and praise be to DNA, a woman. In 2005, aged 38 and in dire financial straits, I spent a year as the worlds most disastrously qualified escort, in order to buy a new Hereford bull and reduce the enormous overdraft which my sheep were in the main, responsible for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was a terrifying decision for a country girl whose raunchiest moment was giving the local farmer's son a hand-job in his milking parlour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm sure there are women out there who bounce out of bed of a morning, happy as an Andrex puppy, overjoyed at the prospect of a day of paid sex with strangers ahead of them. I can safely say I was not an Andrex puppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerforming lewd acts stark bollock naked with a complete stranger who has just handed you  70 for the privilege, is about as erotically charged as having a smear test.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Samantha May\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/01\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781914078279\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 398\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.82d","brand":"Cathy Waterhouse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":38607214837941,"sku":"9781914078279","price":23.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/products\/img_52706704-aeb8-45fa-8cf2-5387d75abe1d.jpg?v=1614088197","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/cockadoodledoo-9781914078279","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}