{"product_id":"care-of-wooden-floors-9781542047746","title":"Care of Wooden Floors","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA witty debut novel about a house-sitting gig gone terribly, hilariously wrong.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA British copywriter stays for a week at his composer friend Oskar's elegant, ultramodern apartment in a glum Eastern European city. The instructions are simple: feed the cats, don't touch the piano, and make sure nothing harms the priceless wooden floors. Content for the first time in ages, he accidentally spills some wine. Over the course of a week, both the apartment and the narrator's sanity fall apart in this original and weirdly addictive (\u003ci\u003eDaily Mail\u003c\/i\u003e) novel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the situation in and out of the sleek apartment spirals out of control, more of Oskar's notes appear, taking on an insistent--even sinister--tone. \u003ci\u003eCare of Wooden Floors\u003c\/i\u003e is a must-read for anyone who's ever bungled a house-sitting gig, or felt inferior to a perfectionist friend--that is to say, all of us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBinding Type:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Little a\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/14\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781542047746\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 304\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.53lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.10h x 5.50w x 0.80d","brand":"Will Wiles","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43673007194293,"sku":"9781542047746","price":12.71,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0473\/0804\/6492\/files\/img_a6042fe2-6660-4a75-bc34-3e7557ba63c8.jpg?v=1709052816","url":"https:\/\/pastforward.org\/products\/care-of-wooden-floors-9781542047746","provider":"Past Forward","version":"1.0","type":"link"}